youth

  • the fountain of youth has pee in it.

    during my afternoon outing with my stepmother, i was mistaken for a teenager which was mildly reasonable because i was accompanying her to learn more about savings and investment plans. apparently 20-year-olds don’t partake in such things. aside from it being a high-yielding learning experience, our affable educator referred to me as a 16-year-old. a…